are you really going to eat that?

who is this tony you constantly refer to? you claim that “tony” is the author of “medium raw” yet the caption below mr. bourdains face even tells me his name is anthony. anthony bourdain. i am sincerely not impressed with your casually intimate relationship with anthony and would really appreciate you calling him by his publicly recognized name. ive never heard you call tom thomas. did bravo edit you out when you refered to wylie as wyls? i just dont understand you, padma, and it really is annoying. more annoying than gail and spike and marcel combined.

thank you very much for your consideration and i look forward to the next episode in which you will be acknowledging your shameful mistake and committing to forever using everyones proper name, no matter how cool you think you are. now go take care of krishna dell.

with magic, glitter, and rainbows,
unicornakatie